slam poetry topics
                              Slam poetry, as it existed at its inception and as a contemporary subcultural art form, is centered around performance. Thus, it is written with a verbal cadence.
Slam Poetry  Subcultures and Sociology Broken words
Slam Poetry  Subcultures and Sociology Broken words

Slam poetry | To Douche, or Not To Douche


to the CEO of summer's eve feminine
hygiene products I always knew my vagina
had a unique smell I just never really
had the words to describe it so I
listened to the words those around mused
and they said things like weird

odorous nasty and my personal favorite
tuna boat horrified and embarrassed as
one is when one realizes one's own body
is unclean I sought guidance from my


gynecologist


I thought perhaps I was dying rotting
from the inside out but she assured me
that the vagina is a self-cleaning
organism all I had to do was splash a
little water down there in the shower
and that it just sort of smells like
vagina but my gynecologist clearly did
not understand that I had to protect
Slam Poetry | Subcultures and Sociology Broken words
Slam Poetry | Subcultures and Sociology Broken words

those around me from the odorous black
hole I was toting between my legs
luckily I found your products in the
feminine hygiene aisle which is actually
a tricky aisle to find see I thought it


would

would be somewhere near the masculine
hygiene aisle turns out that isn't a
thing which now that I think about it I
understand the mantra spitters are
quitters see when you go down on someone

penis

with a penis, you have to swallow there
just aren't aisles filled with penis
cleaners there just aren't anything to
clean sweaty scrotal sacks with and
telling someone that their genitals
smell bad or taste bad can be very
Slam Poetry | Subcultures and Sociology Broken words
Slam Poetry | Subcultures and Sociology Broken words

damaging to their self-esteem and level
of enjoyment during sexual experiences
and overall comfort during sex
but we vagina carriers have options for
more natural scents like naturally
normal vaginal powder and tropical
splash deodorizing spray what says sweet

romance

romance quite like a vaginal cleansing
wipe but these topical treatments aren't
enough like killing a Hydra, you have to
go to the source you can't just cut off
the heads the greatest weapon in the war
against my unclean and smelly vagina the
douche a device so expertly crafted it
can squirt chemical-filled fluids
directly into the heart of the Beast it


works


by stripping the vagina of all the
bacteria naturally found within its
walls cleaning and scrubbing and
sterilizing until it
practically unrecognizable all for the
sake of making it easier to swallow my
vagina thank God
Slam Poetry | Subcultures and Sociology Broken words
Slam Poetry | Subcultures and Sociology Broken words

CEO of Somers you feminine hygiene
products
I can finally respect my vagina
hail to my V just like your commercials
taught me to PS I went to the
gynecologist again recently turns out I

happen

have a yeast infection I guess that's a
thing that happens when you
intentionally fuck with an organism that
was biologically designed to be able to
clean and take care of itself just so
you can turn a profit


watch more poems & poetry:

Click these links.


  1. love poems,
  2. funny kids poems,
  3. sad love poetry
  4. Romantic love poems,
  5. poems for her,
  6. button poetry,
  7. slam poetry,
  8. stories for kids with moral,



thanks so reading this article

                                           I hope you like our best collection of Slam Poetry | Subcultures and Sociology Broken words helpful please don't be cheap to share the collection also to your friends.

Post a Comment

Thank you visitor we will reply soon.

Previous Post Next Post